Mormonism and dime-store philosophy of the Ayn Rand variety cannot truly explain the aura of chosenness that marks Mitt Romney. For this, we draw upon that other pillar of the American elite: the all-boys boarding school. This is where our Romneys and other "leaders of tomorrow" are indoctrinated with one inviolable "truth": that the world is clearly divided between the masses and the movers and shakers, between an audience and the actors on the stage. And, YOU will play the lead. Under vaulted ceilings and marbled arches a rigorous education is sprinkled with a daily dose of Latin platitudes, a tradition with only one aim: to turn chosen boys into chosen men.
THE ART OF RURAL DECAY
Essay/Introduction to Andreas Horvath's Heartlands: Sketches of Rural America, Fotohof/Salzburg, 2008
With the photos of Andreas Horvath, we get a eulogy to a culture on death’s door. The high grass, the beaten and weathered houses, the blank stares, the washed-out signage of cheesy optimism all speak to a grim reality few Americans wish to face. In one photo, a man stands with his chain saw between a stack of firewood and a tottering wood-frame house. Beyond, the open prairie looms. One is tempted to ask. “Why bother with the trees, dude? Just cut up the house.” The house looks so forlorn, so divorced from its original intent, that it seems resigned to its firewood potential. Above all, Horvaths’s photos challenge America’s notion of freedom which, particularly in the Heartland, is defended with so much bluster and pride. Is it the freedom to own a shack with a big yard? The freedom of an endless plain and open sky? The freedom to do what you want even if there’s nothing to do? Ultimately, American freedom, for all its nods to the yokes of tyranny, has always been more about social mobility and economic advancement. In this respect, freedom has clearly failed the Heartland. The region has fallen victim to the same unfeeling laws of capitalism that it once so eagerly embraced. Not Reagan's rugged individualism, but the ruthless metrics of maximizing profit. Way too remote to seduce even the outer tentacles of exurbia, the Heartland looks fated to decompose: slowly, photogenically, and decidedly off the grid.
In a cloud of cheap tobacco and Uzbek skunk weed, amid a clutter of rusted Wehrmacht helmets—some perforated with bullet holes—the place was packed with bearded freaks and a few hollow-eyed party girls. The freaks were swigging 180 proof grain alcohol from coffee cups and smashing chairs. Some tried to sweet-talk the girls toward the bathroom for animalistic release.
At one point, Zhdanov muscled his way into the living room, downed a cup of grain alcohol, and stretched his arms in Slavic bravado style: "We are going to see the Madam!" He roared.
So like the Keystone Kops, we piled into four taxis and zigzagged out to a prefab suburb—"in the ass," as Muscovites say of anything not downtown. And we were all screaming, "This is gonna be good!" out the window, to the dead of night.
We arrived at a building and pounded on several doors, opened by surly proletarian types with sleepy eyes and bushy mustaches, because Zhdanov wasn't sure of the number...315...351...153...until finally we found the right one. Squeezed tight in the narrow hallway, we were stunned into silence as the door was opened by a barefoot, mouse-whiskered little man holding a paintbrush.
"Oh, Lord in heaven, Zhdanov," he sighed. "What is all this ruckus? Why do you bring these people? I have nothing for them."
The mood deflated as we sipped tea and reviewed the latest works of Modom (neither Madam nor bordello): a series of dreary pointillist abstracts, reflecting, we were told, the painter's battle trauma from the Afghan war.